The weirdest dream... yet

Well, as the title says, its the weirdest dream that I have had so far. It starts out with what seems like a 2v2 Starcraft 2 game, and I was playing it. As my sadistic brain would always do to me, I had to be playing my worst race ever, Zerg. But then again, my brain refuses to lose as well, so therefore, in that dream, it had me crushing my opponents. At that time, I was just going with the flow. After all, it is a win right? Even in a dream. Heh..

Then suddenly, before the game even ended, I find myself in some sort of a military base. Reason I say its a military base is because I was facing some guy in military uniform, and judging by the number of medals, I would say he is one of the higher ups. And for some reason, he was talking to me. Apparently I understood as well, because he seems pleased I guess when talking to me. So I guess I'm in the army then.. what country, don't ask, cause I myself have no idea. 

After that, everything started to warp, and I find myself beside Harry Potter and a girl that I don't know, and we were all running. Running from what you may ask, well, I seriously have no idea, because when I looked behind, it was a big cloud of smoke, but it wasn't black in colour. It was instead a bright orange colour, like the colour of flames, and it was rushing towards us. So naturally, we ran like hell from that big cloud of smoke. I still have my common sense with me somehow at that time. So we ran and ran and jumped over a big rock and hid behind in, much in the Mulan 1 avalanche scene. Then, I learned that me and Harry (Wa, call his name like nothing only) were supposed to protect this girl and therefore was sent to the past. Reminds you of Trans.. oh wait, not that one.. the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it.. oh ya, Terminator. (Had to Google it =Þ)

So we protected her, she's fine, so we returned to base, and my next mission is to prevent a baby from dying. So anti-climatic right? Well yeah, that's how my brain in the dream compartment works. So once again, I travelled back in time (take that Einstein!) together with another girl as my partner. Strangely enough, her face looks like Tavia Yeung, Hong Kong actress. Fine brain, have it your way. How we managed to save the baby, I have no idea whatsoever because next thing I know, I'm in front of a clinic, and I see that my friend Jeanne is there, as a nurse. And apparently the baby is hers, because I was motioning to her that I have her baby. She looked dumbfounded, which is normal since its freaky as to why I have her baby. I passed her the baby, she cried like hell. Heck, I don't even know how my brain can give me the image of her crying as she never cried in front of me but hey, its a freaky brain, can't say much about it.

Right there and then, I woke up. So there ya go, my weirdest dream yet. Enjoy if you can stomach the absurdness of all this. =D

AhChiu!

These days I've been sneezing a lot. Probably cause of the dust in my room, maybe due to the weather, I don't know. But it does provide a lot of opportunities to try out new ways to sneeze. Last time, I used to sneeze loudly, as loud as you can imagine, and that would freak everyone out. Sometimes, I would feel a sneeze coming on and would make the gesture to tell my friends to stay back, and they stayed way way back, but in the end, the sneeze never came and all were disappointed. Then after that, my sneeze transformed into a silent one, where my mouth never opens and so the sneeze is forced to go back inside and so all that people on the outside hear is "heek". But I find that way to be too irritating for the throat. So up until now, my sneezes has always been a combination of the first and second sneeze, the sneeze comes out, but my mouth closes, not too tightly and so the sneeze is forced through the lips and the sneeze eventually becomes something like a motorboat. 

Well today, I tried to sneeze with my mouth wide open and the result wasn't that good. I had to sneeze that way because my nose was blocked and the feeling of it coming out of my nose would have rendered my nose useless for the next few minutes, in my opinion anyway. So.. the sneeze came out and everything splattered, luckily, it was only on my hand as I have manners and covered my mouth =D. So I don't think I'll be going to do that again. In the mean time, I have yet to try sneezing with my eyes open, I heard it is impossible to do but I still wanna try it. Who knows, maybe my eyes will pop out? Heh...